I "borrowed" this from my friend Vicky... thanks Vicky! I love it!

Top Ten Signs you don't have enough food storage!
10 - The beanbag chair in your living room holds every legume in your house.
9 - Your plan for survival is to move in with your parents.
8 - The only items you have purchased that would last your family a full year are garlic powder and toothpaste.
7 - You are hopeful that your children will learn to savor the taste of boiled wheat three times a day.
6 - Your entire reserve of drinking water is sloshing around in your waterbed.
5 - You asked for a case of soup for your birthday.
4 - After being discovered, your year's supply of granola bars was eaten in just two weeks.
3 - You are extremely proud of your year's supply of salt.
2 - Every time you need flour your borrow it from your neighbor.

and the number one sign you don't have enough food storage---You feel carefree after stashing away a year's supply of pizza coupons. (Latter-Day Saint Wit and Wisdom, p. 21).